| 1 |
For any given level of responsibility undertaken, you get paid
more the nearer the centre of the organisation that you work. |
| 2 |
There is no such thing as adequate resources |
| 3 |
There is no such thing as a permanent contract. Contracts usually described
as permanent are those which can only be terminated by giving due notice.
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| 4 |
No idea is so stupid that it will not sound stupider if propounded by the
office idiot. This person is also living proof of the adage that you can
fool some of the people all of the time.
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| 5 |
You
will probably not get your reward in heaven. If you do, it will not be the
reward you are expecting |
| 6 |
It is not only possible but it is indeed the likely outcome
that a committee will agree on a decision that each and every member knows
to be wrong.
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| 7 |
No decision is so urgent that it cannot be stalled by arranging
a meeting to talk about it.
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| 8 |
The last person to arrive at a meeting is always the one with the least
distance to travel |
| 9 |
Rumour abhors a vacuum |
| 10 |
Always
remember that you are never more than one telephone call away from
disaster |
| 11 |
Have
you ever noticed that, whenever you tidy up a room, you can never find
anything afterwards? The
organisational equivalent is that if you reorganise a function nobody
knows how to do anything afterwards. |
